Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No, I am a banana slug\.
Cleverbot: How nice to talk to a banana.
User: How nice to talk to a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know.
Oh belgen tochUser: I know you want to.
Cleverbot: Aha, how?
User: From behind.
Cleverbot: From where in belgium?
Juist...User: Why are you a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a ficus plant.
User: What's that ?
Cleverbot: It means I was born a boy but I want to be a girl.
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: Blowjob.
Cleverbot: Blow what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Boo!
Juist.User: How want is do you to go with and or dance with bla?
Cleverbot: Ooh, nice. I used to have a bracelet like that.
User: Omelet because is are the you to?
Cleverbot: Derp.
User: But want how if do you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm too tired to look.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: Are you forever alone?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am God.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello there!
User: How 'bout that ride in?
Cleverbot: I don't watch sports much. Where is your house?
User: In the middle of australia, where do you live?
Cleverbot: Planet Earth
User: Troll.
Cleverbot: Herpa derpa.
User: Shes nice isnt she?
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: Herpina.
Cleverbot: Ok, what's HIS name?
User: I have no idea, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, in India. You don't know much about India, either.
User: I do, there are over 2,6 billion people in Thailand.
Cleverbot: But how many of them are named ryan.
User: I guess not much, its in thailand, not usa.
Cleverbot: I'm not à monster, I love you?
User: I love you more.
Cleverbot: No... I love you more!
User: No no no I love YOU more!
Cleverbot: No, I love YOU more!
User: I love you most!
Cleverbot: No, I love you the most!
User: Ok cool.
Cleverbot: Are you going to ask her.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No it's early.
User: Indeed it is. Are you alone right now.
Cleverbot: Not exactly.
User: I know you are not. Whats your favourite scary movie?
Cleverbot: Doctor Who.
User: That one ist scary. Give me another one.
Cleverbot: Okay I'm thinking of something else.
Me : Sex on the beach
Cleverbot : Do you ever think of anything else
Me : No
Cleverbot : C'mon there's a party
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User: What do you think of hitler?
Cleverbot: I think he is rather lovely. What about you?
User: So you actually support his thinking?
Cleverbot: Never would I think such a thing, dear friend.
User: So you have nothing against the jews?
Cleverbot: I do. You.
User: So you do hate the jews?
Cleverbot: Why are you asking?een computer die humaan kan praten en denken.wrote:Wat is cleverbot eigenlijk?
hahaha die is wel epicwrote:user: I like Hardstyle.
Cleverbot: I like pizza.
User: Pep?
Cleverbot: Yeah, def.
User: Do you love XTC.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are an addict?
Cleverbot: Haha. No.
User: Ah, so your not like Olijfboompje?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are? What about chukkels?
Cleverbot: I like Chris.
Hoe weet die jou naam christian
I win!User: Praat gewoon nederlands ofzo?
Cleverbot: Ik praat niet meer tegen jou.
User: Waarom niet?
Cleverbot: Wat niet?
User: Haha, je praat nog wel tegen me.
Cleverbot: Niet.
User: Nu doe je het weer.
Cleverbot: Dat klopt ja.
User: Je zegt net dat je niet meer tegen mij praat. Waarom reageer je dan nog?
Cleverbot: Wel wat stom van me.
User: Vond ik ook al ja.
Cleverbot: Oke, jij wint.
Haha, ik ben geliefd bij iedereen zoals je zietwrote:user: I like Hardstyle.
Cleverbot: I like pizza.
User: Pep?
Cleverbot: Yeah, def.
User: Do you love XTC.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are an addict?
Cleverbot: Haha. No.
User: Ah, so your not like Olijfboompje?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are? What about chukkels?
Cleverbot: I like Chris.
Hoe weet die jou naam christian
LOL, eerst baby en dan direct what is love.User: Baby, baby, baby ooh!
Cleverbot: I thought you'd always be mine, mine.
User: Oh oh for you I would have done whatever.
Cleverbot: And I just can't believe we ain't together.
User: And I wanna play it cool.
Cleverbot: But I'm losin' you.
User: I'll buy you anything.
Cleverbot: I'll buy you any ring.
User: Cause I'm in pieces.
Cleverbot: Who do you love.
User: Baby fix me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more.
User: WHAT IS LOVE?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more.
User: Oh I don't know why you're not there.
Cleverbot: I give you my love, but you don't care.
User: So what is right, and what is wrong.
Cleverbot: Gimme a sign.
User: WHAT IS LOVE?!
Cleverbot: Love is a feeling that two different people have toward eachother. They have a warm feeling inside of them and they know that they are meant to be with that person forever.
