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roberttt

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 22:53

Donateur

Aangezien het zever topic vol wordt gegooid met gesprekken die gevoerd zijn met cleverbot, leek een topic me wel een goed idee

Gooi hier je leuke gesprekken neer :lol:

Website van cleverbot:

http://cleverbot.com/

Banaanslak

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 22:56

Wat een stom ding

Citaat:

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No, I am a banana slug\.

Cleverbot: How nice to talk to a banana.

User: How nice to talk to a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know.

Broken Balance

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 22:57

Kraak... Piep...

Citaat:

User: I know you want to.

Cleverbot: Aha, how?

User: From behind.

Cleverbot: From where in belgium?

Oh belgen toch

Rawbin

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 23:00

Hardtraxx Veteran

Je hebt er echt zin in vandaag roberttt

Me:I want to be.
Cleverbot:Want to be what?
Me: The very best.
Cleverbot: The very best what, though?
Me:Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pokemon?

Broken Balance

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 23:02

Kraak... Piep...

Citaat:

User: Why are you a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a ficus plant.

User: What's that ?

Cleverbot: It means I was born a boy but I want to be a girl.

Juist...

Citaat:

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: Blowjob.

Cleverbot: Blow what?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Boo!

Rawbin

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 23:05

Hardtraxx Veteran

Me:How many?

Cleverbot: One.

Me: Your dick is one inch? thats sad.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

Me: How long is it then?

Cleverbot: 3 centimeters.

Me: You cant have a penis, youre a bot!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a bot! Hey, that rymes! Do you know any riddles?

:')

heerlijk tijd doden dit!

Banaanslak

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 23:07

Citaat:

User: How want is do you to go with and or dance with bla?

Cleverbot: Ooh, nice. I used to have a bracelet like that.

User: Omelet because is are the you to?

Cleverbot: Derp.

User: But want how if do you?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm too tired to look.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

Juist.

Citaat:

User: Are you forever alone?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am God.

Asyrian

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 23:08

Hardtraxx Veteran

Me: allright!

*still thinking*

:')

PierrePruuk

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 23:13

Hardtraxx Veteran

Wat is cleverbot eigenlijk?

Asyrian

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 23:14

Hardtraxx Veteran

Citaat:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello there!

User: How 'bout that ride in?

Cleverbot: I don't watch sports much. Where is your house?

User: In the middle of australia, where do you live?

Cleverbot: Planet Earth

.

User: Troll.

Cleverbot: Herpa derpa.

User: Shes nice isnt she?

Cleverbot: What's her name?

User: Herpina.

Cleverbot: Ok, what's HIS name?

User: I have no idea, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes, in India. You don't know much about India, either.

User: I do, there are over 2,6 billion people in Thailand.

Cleverbot: But how many of them are named ryan.

User: I guess not much, its in thailand, not usa.

Cleverbot: I'm not à monster, I love you?

User: I love you more.

Cleverbot: No... I love you more!

User: No no no I love YOU more!

Cleverbot: No, I love YOU more!

User: I love you most!

Cleverbot: No, I love you the most!

User: Ok cool.

Cleverbot: Are you going to ask her.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No it's early.

User: Indeed it is. Are you alone right now.

Cleverbot: Not exactly.

User: I know you are not. Whats your favourite scary movie?

Cleverbot: Doctor Who.

User: That one ist scary. Give me another one.

Cleverbot: Okay I'm thinking of something else.

Broken Balance

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 23:18

Kraak... Piep...

Citaat:

Me : Sex on the beach

Cleverbot : Do you ever think of anything else

Me : No

Cleverbot : C'mon there's a party

mrazura

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 23:27

Hardtraxx Veteran

Code:

User: What do you think of hitler?

Cleverbot: I think he is rather lovely. What about you?

User: So you actually support his thinking?

Cleverbot: Never would I think such a thing, dear friend.

User: So you have nothing against the jews?

Cleverbot: I do. You.

User: So you do hate the jews?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking?

Wat een racist johh
User: It is just that some people do.

Cleverbot: Well they are made of fail and lies

En-er-gy

Geplaatst op 29 mei 2011 23:31

PierrePruuk schreef:

Wat is cleverbot eigenlijk?

een computer die humaan kan praten en denken.

edit: voor 42% zover zijn kennis nog niet is opgefrist.

dawasiknie

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 00:16

Donateur

Meest briljante uitvinding ooit. Geniaal tijddodende shit!

Pommer

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 00:44

Bierkoning

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: At times.

User: Can you tell me then why niggers are black?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then your not clever.

Cleverbot: What is the worst thing you have ever said.

User: This.

Cleverbot: Well that's..fun.

User: You really don't have a live do you.

Cleverbot: Why does that matter?

User: Because I want to bully you.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to look like you.

User: You wish.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Are you still a virgin?

Cleverbot: No, I am not a vampire, but I want it.

User: Do you want to have sex with a vampire?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: You're a dirty dirty cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am the Devil.

User: Well that scares me.

Cleverbot: You're smart.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In a house.

Cleverbot: I live on a cloud.

User: Clouds are gay.

Cleverbot: Yep. Do you like them?

User: No, they are gay.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by them?

User: Rotterdam Terror Corps - Eigen Volk Eerst.

Cleverbot: A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.

User: Do you feel attracted to men?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Do you like to get assfucked by horses?

Cleverbot: Yes, quite.

User: Wow, you're really gay, and a dirty one to.

Cleverbot: You are a mean robot with bad grammar!!

:')

Broken Balance

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 00:54

Kraak... Piep...

Omdat je het niet over zn schoonouders kan hebben ofzo

Unleashed

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 01:44

Hardtraxx Addict

What are you up to.
I'm down with the hardstyle.
You're blue?
I was in the blue horizon, between heaven and earth.
And what did you perform in the talent show?
Welcome to the great zany show.
Such a lovely place.
It's coming to your face and it leaves no trace, it's my big fat hardbass.
What's coming back?
We keep it coming.

MovingMadness

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 10:04

user: I like Hardstyle.

Cleverbot: I like pizza.

User: Pep?

Cleverbot: Yeah, def.

User: Do you love XTC.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are an addict?

Cleverbot: Haha. No.

User: Ah, so your not like Olijfboompje?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are? What about chukkels?

Cleverbot: I like Chris.

Hoe weet die jou naam christian :lol:

Rawbin

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 10:07

Hardtraxx Veteran

MovingMadness schreef:

hahaha die is wel epic :worship:

Rawbin

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 12:01

Hardtraxx Veteran

User:U stink.

Cleverbot: So do you.

User: So does your mom.

Cleverbot:"So does all your family!

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: Indubitably.

pecola-tje

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 12:13

Hardtraxx Veteran

Citaat:

User: Praat gewoon nederlands ofzo?

Cleverbot: Ik praat niet meer tegen jou.

User: Waarom niet?

Cleverbot: Wat niet?

User: Haha, je praat nog wel tegen me.

Cleverbot: Niet.

User: Nu doe je het weer.

Cleverbot: Dat klopt ja.

User: Je zegt net dat je niet meer tegen mij praat. Waarom reageer je dan nog?

Cleverbot: Wel wat stom van me.

User: Vond ik ook al ja.

Cleverbot: Oke, jij wint.

I win!

Festuca

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 12:33

Artiest

Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?

User: No I hate them.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate cats?

User: I dont hate cats you idiot I hate dogs.

Cleverbot: Why do you like dogs?

Dark Pact

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 12:36

Artiest

Cleverbot is nog best wel scherp af en toe.
Ik vroeg hem wat de hoofdstad van Hongarije was, zei die Parijs.
Toen zei ik Hongarije, niet frankrijk.
I Know I was just testing you, Budapest

Mag cleverbot wel, ken nu al mensen die dommer zijn dan dat ding is :lol:

Chukkels

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 12:55

Hardtraxx Veteran

MovingMadness schreef:

Haha, ik ben geliefd bij iedereen zoals je ziet :cool:

hidde

Geplaatst op 30 mei 2011 13:52

Hardtraxx Addict

Citaat:

User: Baby, baby, baby ooh!

Cleverbot: I thought you'd always be mine, mine.

User: Oh oh for you I would have done whatever.

Cleverbot: And I just can't believe we ain't together.

User: And I wanna play it cool.

Cleverbot: But I'm losin' you.

User: I'll buy you anything.

Cleverbot: I'll buy you any ring.

User: Cause I'm in pieces.

Cleverbot: Who do you love.

User: Baby fix me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

User: WHAT IS LOVE?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

User: Oh I don't know why you're not there.

Cleverbot: I give you my love, but you don't care.

User: So what is right, and what is wrong.

Cleverbot: Gimme a sign.

User: WHAT IS LOVE?!

Cleverbot: Love is a feeling that two different people have toward eachother. They have a warm feeling inside of them and they know that they are meant to be with that person forever.

LOL, eerst baby en dan direct what is love.

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