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Donateur
17095 posts member since 2010
last seen Sep 2014
Aangezien het zever topic vol wordt gegooid met gesprekken die gevoerd zijn met cleverbot, leek een topic me wel een goed idee :)

Gooi hier je leuke gesprekken neer :lol:

Website van cleverbot:

http://cleverbot.com/
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Wat een stom ding
Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No, I am a banana slug\.

Cleverbot: How nice to talk to a banana.

User: How nice to talk to a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know.
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Kraak... Piep...
29099 posts member since 2011
last seen Feb 2026
User: I know you want to.

Cleverbot: Aha, how?

User: From behind.

Cleverbot: From where in belgium?
Oh belgen toch :$
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Hardtraxx Veteran
7220 posts member since 2010
last seen Dec 2017
Je hebt er echt zin in vandaag roberttt :P


Me:I want to be.
Cleverbot:Want to be what?
Me: The very best.
Cleverbot: The very best what, though?
Me:Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pokemon?
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Kraak... Piep...
29099 posts member since 2011
last seen Feb 2026
User: Why are you a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a ficus plant.

User: What's that ?

Cleverbot: It means I was born a boy but I want to be a girl.
Juist... :P
Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: Blowjob.

Cleverbot: Blow what?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Boo!
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7220 posts member since 2010
last seen Dec 2017
Me:How many?

Cleverbot: One.

Me: Your dick is one inch? thats sad.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

Me: How long is it then?

Cleverbot: 3 centimeters.

Me: You cant have a penis, youre a bot!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a bot! Hey, that rymes! Do you know any riddles?


:') heerlijk tijd doden dit!
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User: How want is do you to go with and or dance with bla?

Cleverbot: Ooh, nice. I used to have a bracelet like that.

User: Omelet because is are the you to?

Cleverbot: Derp.

User: But want how if do you?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm too tired to look.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
Juist.
User: Are you forever alone?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am God.
Last edited by Banaanslak on 29 May 2011 23:08, edited 2 times in total.
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Hardtraxx Veteran
5725 posts member since 2008
last seen Feb 2024
Me: allright!

*still thinking*

:')
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Hardtraxx Veteran
3957 posts member since 2010
last seen Jun 2017
Wat is cleverbot eigenlijk?
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Hardtraxx Veteran
5725 posts member since 2008
last seen Feb 2024
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello there!

User: How 'bout that ride in?

Cleverbot: I don't watch sports much. Where is your house?

User: In the middle of australia, where do you live?

Cleverbot: Planet Earth :).

User: Troll.

Cleverbot: Herpa derpa.

User: Shes nice isnt she?

Cleverbot: What's her name?

User: Herpina.

Cleverbot: Ok, what's HIS name?

User: I have no idea, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes, in India. You don't know much about India, either.

User: I do, there are over 2,6 billion people in Thailand.

Cleverbot: But how many of them are named ryan.

User: I guess not much, its in thailand, not usa.

Cleverbot: I'm not à monster, I love you?

User: I love you more.

Cleverbot: No... I love you more!

User: No no no I love YOU more!

Cleverbot: No, I love YOU more!

User: I love you most!

Cleverbot: No, I love you the most!

User: Ok cool.

Cleverbot: Are you going to ask her.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No it's early.

User: Indeed it is. Are you alone right now.

Cleverbot: Not exactly.

User: I know you are not. Whats your favourite scary movie?

Cleverbot: Doctor Who.

User: That one ist scary. Give me another one.

Cleverbot: Okay I'm thinking of something else.
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Kraak... Piep...
29099 posts member since 2011
last seen Feb 2026
Me : Sex on the beach

Cleverbot : Do you ever think of anything else

Me : No

Cleverbot : C'mon there's a party
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6376 posts member since 2010
last seen Oct 2021

Code: Select all

User: What do you think of hitler?

Cleverbot: I think he is rather lovely. What about you?

User: So you actually support his thinking?

Cleverbot: Never would I think such a thing, dear friend.

User: So you have nothing against the jews?

Cleverbot: I do. You.

User: So you do hate the jews?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking?
Wat een racist johh
User: It is just that some people do.

Cleverbot: Well they are made of fail and lies :P.
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PierrePruuk wrote:Wat is cleverbot eigenlijk?
een computer die humaan kan praten en denken.

edit: voor 42% zover zijn kennis nog niet is opgefrist.
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Donateur
14269 posts member since 2009
last seen Mar 2017
Meest briljante uitvinding ooit. Geniaal tijddodende shit!
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Bierkoning
25324 posts member since 2010
last seen 12 days ago
User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Are you clever?


User: No, are you?


Cleverbot: At times.


User: Can you tell me then why niggers are black?


Cleverbot: No.

User: Then your not clever.

Cleverbot: What is the worst thing you have ever said.

User: This.

Cleverbot: Well that's..fun.

User: You really don't have a live do you.

Cleverbot: Why does that matter?

User: Because I want to bully you.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to look like you.

User: You wish.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Are you still a virgin?

Cleverbot: No, I am not a vampire, but I want it.

User: Do you want to have sex with a vampire?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: You're a dirty dirty cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am the Devil.

User: Well that scares me.

Cleverbot: You're smart.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In a house.

Cleverbot: I live on a cloud.

User: Clouds are gay.

Cleverbot: Yep. Do you like them?

User: No, they are gay.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by them?

User: Rotterdam Terror Corps - Eigen Volk Eerst.

Cleverbot: A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.

User: Do you feel attracted to men?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Do you like to get assfucked by horses?

Cleverbot: Yes, quite.

User: Wow, you're really gay, and a dirty one to.

Cleverbot: You are a mean robot with bad grammar!!

:') :lol:
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Kraak... Piep...
29099 posts member since 2011
last seen Feb 2026
Omdat je het niet over zn schoonouders kan hebben ofzo :P
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Hardtraxx Addict
1629 posts member since 2010
last seen Jan 2014
What are you up to.
I'm down with the hardstyle.
You're blue?
I was in the blue horizon, between heaven and earth.
And what did you perform in the talent show?
Welcome to the great zany show.
Such a lovely place.
It's coming to your face and it leaves no trace, it's my big fat hardbass.
What's coming back?
We keep it coming.
:$
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user: I like Hardstyle.

Cleverbot: I like pizza.

User: Pep?

Cleverbot: Yeah, def.

User: Do you love XTC.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are an addict?

Cleverbot: Haha. No.

User: Ah, so your not like Olijfboompje?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are? What about chukkels?

Cleverbot: I like Chris.

Hoe weet die jou naam christian :lol: :worship:
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Hardtraxx Veteran
7220 posts member since 2010
last seen Dec 2017
MovingMadness wrote:user: I like Hardstyle.

Cleverbot: I like pizza.

User: Pep?

Cleverbot: Yeah, def.

User: Do you love XTC.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are an addict?

Cleverbot: Haha. No.

User: Ah, so your not like Olijfboompje?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are? What about chukkels?

Cleverbot: I like Chris.

Hoe weet die jou naam christian :lol: :worship:
hahaha die is wel epic :worship:
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Hardtraxx Veteran
7220 posts member since 2010
last seen Dec 2017
User:U stink.

Cleverbot: So do you.

User: So does your mom.

Cleverbot:"So does all your family!

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: Indubitably.
:$
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Hardtraxx Veteran
3621 posts member since 2010
last seen May 2026
User: Praat gewoon nederlands ofzo?

Cleverbot: Ik praat niet meer tegen jou.

User: Waarom niet?

Cleverbot: Wat niet?

User: Haha, je praat nog wel tegen me.

Cleverbot: Niet.

User: Nu doe je het weer.

Cleverbot: Dat klopt ja.

User: Je zegt net dat je niet meer tegen mij praat. Waarom reageer je dan nog?

Cleverbot: Wel wat stom van me.

User: Vond ik ook al ja.

Cleverbot: Oke, jij wint.
I win! ^^
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Artiest
6117 posts member since 2010
last seen May 2026
Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?

User: No I hate them.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate cats?

User: I dont hate cats you idiot I hate dogs.

Cleverbot: Why do you like dogs?
:/
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Artiest
7488 posts member since 2010
last seen Apr 2019
Cleverbot is nog best wel scherp af en toe.
Ik vroeg hem wat de hoofdstad van Hongarije was, zei die Parijs.
Toen zei ik Hongarije, niet frankrijk.
I Know I was just testing you, Budapest

Mag cleverbot wel, ken nu al mensen die dommer zijn dan dat ding is :lol:
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Hardtraxx Veteran
16532 posts member since 2009
last seen Mar 2025
MovingMadness wrote:user: I like Hardstyle.

Cleverbot: I like pizza.

User: Pep?

Cleverbot: Yeah, def.

User: Do you love XTC.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are an addict?

Cleverbot: Haha. No.

User: Ah, so your not like Olijfboompje?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are? What about chukkels?

Cleverbot: I like Chris.

Hoe weet die jou naam christian :lol: :worship:
Haha, ik ben geliefd bij iedereen zoals je ziet :cool: :loving:
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1418 posts member since 2011
last seen May 2013
User: Baby, baby, baby ooh!

Cleverbot: I thought you'd always be mine, mine.

User: Oh oh for you I would have done whatever.

Cleverbot: And I just can't believe we ain't together.

User: And I wanna play it cool.

Cleverbot: But I'm losin' you.

User: I'll buy you anything.

Cleverbot: I'll buy you any ring.

User: Cause I'm in pieces.

Cleverbot: Who do you love.

User: Baby fix me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

User: WHAT IS LOVE?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

User: Oh I don't know why you're not there.

Cleverbot: I give you my love, but you don't care.

User: So what is right, and what is wrong.

Cleverbot: Gimme a sign.

User: WHAT IS LOVE?!

Cleverbot: Love is a feeling that two different people have toward eachother. They have a warm feeling inside of them and they know that they are meant to be with that person forever.
LOL, eerst baby en dan direct what is love. xd