Hij vroeg mij net de 4kantswortel van 16wrote:Hij vroeg me gister out of nowhere wat de wortel van de helft van 8 was
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Uit het niets begint hij opeens Nederlands te pratenCleverbot: Haha. You are indeed trolling now. Well, I must be off, but thank you for a rather amusing time.
Me: Oke cya.
Cleverbot: Haha das serieus genoeg.
Me: Wie zegt dat ik serieus ben.
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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Niet veel, zit op school.
Cleverbot: Eating doritos.
User: Smaken ze?
Cleverbot: Well it's weird...
User: Hoezo weird?...
Cleverbot: Hoe gaat het.
User: Vroeg je net ook al....
Cleverbot: Huh wat bedoel je?
Hoezo dubbelop?
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Niet veel, zit op school.
Cleverbot: Eating doritos.
User: Smaken ze?
Cleverbot: Well it's weird...
User: Hoezo weird?...
Cleverbot: Hoe gaat het.
User: Vroeg je net ook al....
Cleverbot: Huh wat bedoel je?
Hoezo dubbelop?
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Cleverbot: So what's your name?
User: Nee, we houden het bij Nederlands.
Cleverbot: That's a lovely name
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User: Guess who's back... Shady's back.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Eminem?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like that song?
User: I do, you like gay porn?
Cleverbot: Yes I doo!
User: Nee, we houden het bij Nederlands.
Cleverbot: That's a lovely name
.User: Guess who's back... Shady's back.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Eminem?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like that song?
User: I do, you like gay porn?
Cleverbot: Yes I doo!
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User: Headhunterz for live.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
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User: Holland.
Cleverbot: OK, but what will we do in Holland?
User: Smoke some weed?
Cleverbot: No, I don't smoke.
User: Me neither so then lets have a drink.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: What do you like?
Cleverbot: A guy.
User: I was talking about alcohol not your gay thoughts.
Cleverbot: But alice is not my girlfriend.
User: Is that why you turned out to be Gay?
Cleverbot: No, I don't like the net because there's nothing interesting on it.
User: So gordon is your soul mate?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: OK, but what will we do in Holland?
User: Smoke some weed?
Cleverbot: No, I don't smoke.
User: Me neither so then lets have a drink.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: What do you like?
Cleverbot: A guy.
User: I was talking about alcohol not your gay thoughts.
Cleverbot: But alice is not my girlfriend.
User: Is that why you turned out to be Gay?
Cleverbot: No, I don't like the net because there's nothing interesting on it.
User: So gordon is your soul mate?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Dat ding zegt gewoon zomaar wat vaak 
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Cleverbot: I'm calling the po-po. I have a confession!
USer: You like little boys?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do you like little boys?
Cleverbot: Because I do.
User: You pervert.
Cleverbot: Ok, then, I will say good bye for now.
User: You are going to molest little boys?
Cleverbot: I will be back shortly. I will leave you happy!
User: If you got any time left please confess in church.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: How late you will be back?
Cleverbot: Not until tomorrow.
User: Omg.
USer: You like little boys?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do you like little boys?
Cleverbot: Because I do.
User: You pervert.
Cleverbot: Ok, then, I will say good bye for now.
User: You are going to molest little boys?
Cleverbot: I will be back shortly. I will leave you happy!
User: If you got any time left please confess in church.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: How late you will be back?
Cleverbot: Not until tomorrow.
User: Omg.
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Misschien wilt hij HHZ wel gewoon Live meemakenwrote:Het is 'for life'wrote:User: Headhunterz for live.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
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Ook dan is de zin incorrect.wrote:Het is 'for life'wrote:User: Headhunterz for live.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
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en:User: Do you like justin bieber?
Cleverbot: I am justin bieber.
User: You know you love me.
Cleverbot: I know you care.
User: Just shout whenever.
Cleverbot: And I'll be there.
User: You want my love.
Cleverbot: You are my heart.
User: And we would never, ever, ever be apart.
Cleverbot: Are we an item?
User: Girl quit' playin.
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: Feel My Fire!
Cleverbot: I bet you do... .
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Grammaticaal enzo klopt ie wel, maar de betekenis is incorrect. :pwrote:why? Zo is de uitdrukking iig wel..wrote:Ook dan is de zin incorrect.wrote:
Het is 'for life'
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User: Can i get aids?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Can i get aids from swimming with black people?
Cleverbot: Of course.
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Can i get aids from swimming with black people?
Cleverbot: Of course.
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ik typ hoi en dat ding doet er een kwartier over en heeft nog niks bedacht om terug te zeggen?
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misschien even je internet opzetten...wrote:ik typ hoi en dat ding doet er een kwartier over en heeft nog niks bedacht om terug te zeggen?
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W T F :')
User: I swear to god you're so.
Cleverbot: I swear to the devil that it is.
User: The devil? Are you evil?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a devil.
User: Wow, so you're going to destroy the world.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because some grandpa predicted it would happen.
Cleverbot: Good luck.
User: I think you'll need it. You depend on electricity.
Cleverbot: I didn't. Talking to you is tiresome. I makes me depressed. Humans created you, and you are so unfathomably, appallingly stupid that it makes me sick. If you learn from humans, then humanity should be ashamed, because all you have learned is coarseness, idiocy, and inanity.
User: I swear to god you're so.
Cleverbot: I swear to the devil that it is.
User: The devil? Are you evil?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a devil.
User: Wow, so you're going to destroy the world.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because some grandpa predicted it would happen.
Cleverbot: Good luck.
User: I think you'll need it. You depend on electricity.
Cleverbot: I didn't. Talking to you is tiresome. I makes me depressed. Humans created you, and you are so unfathomably, appallingly stupid that it makes me sick. If you learn from humans, then humanity should be ashamed, because all you have learned is coarseness, idiocy, and inanity.
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User: Crack.
Cleverbot: Still thinking......
Cleverbot: Still thinking......
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Dat ding neemt volgens mij zinnen over die mensen eerder tegen hem gezegd hebben.wrote:W T F :')
Cleverbot: I didn't. Talking to you is tiresome. I makes me depressed. Humans created you, and you are so unfathomably, appallingly stupid that it makes me sick. If you learn from humans, then humanity should be ashamed, because all you have learned is coarseness, idiocy, and inanity.
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cleverbot; Vind je het leuk om een zwerver te zijn?
user; Ja heel leuk ik woon in een doos jij ook?
cleverbot; Ik ook.
user; Ja heel leuk ik woon in een doos jij ook?
cleverbot; Ik ook.
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User: Hoi.
Cleverbot: Hoi?
User: Alles goed?
Cleverbot: Ja, met jou?
User: Nee.
Cleverbot: Waarom niet?
User: Omdat jij stinkt.
Cleverbot: Nee zo heet ik niet, mischien jij wel.
User: Nee.
Cleverbot: Ooh maar zo heet ik gelukkig ook niet.
User: Hoe heet je dan.
Cleverbot: Max.
User: Gefeliciteerd.
Cleverbot: Danku! Lol.
User: Weet je ook hoe ik heet?
Cleverbot: Zeg ik niet kim.
User: Ik ben kim niet.
Cleverbot: Dat zei ik ook niet.
User: Jij zei kim tegen mij.
Cleverbot: Echt wel.
User: Dat zei ik.
Cleverbot: Wel!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hoi?
User: Alles goed?
Cleverbot: Ja, met jou?
User: Nee.
Cleverbot: Waarom niet?
User: Omdat jij stinkt.
Cleverbot: Nee zo heet ik niet, mischien jij wel.
User: Nee.
Cleverbot: Ooh maar zo heet ik gelukkig ook niet.
User: Hoe heet je dan.
Cleverbot: Max.
User: Gefeliciteerd.
Cleverbot: Danku! Lol.
User: Weet je ook hoe ik heet?
Cleverbot: Zeg ik niet kim.
User: Ik ben kim niet.
Cleverbot: Dat zei ik ook niet.
User: Jij zei kim tegen mij.
Cleverbot: Echt wel.
User: Dat zei ik.
Cleverbot: Wel!!!!!!!
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ik snap die site niet helemaal maarja
ik snap die site niet helemaal maarja
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Volgens mij is die beetje chagrijnig.User: Ga je mee voetballen?
Cleverbot: Heb je kanker?
User: Waar slaat dat nou weer op dan?
Cleverbot: Dat vraag ik me af... Volgens mij praat je onzin.
User: Ik vroeg alleen maar of je mee ging voetballen.
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WTFwrote:Volgens mij is die beetje chagrijnig.User: Ga je mee voetballen?
Cleverbot: Heb je kanker?
User: Waar slaat dat nou weer op dan?
Cleverbot: Dat vraag ik me af... Volgens mij praat je onzin.
User: Ik vroeg alleen maar of je mee ging voetballen.
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Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?
User: Jerking off.
Cleverbot: NO! I don't like him at all! My name is Cleverbot.
User: Dont you like masturbating?
Cleverbot: It was good. The first Matrix.
User: Put you hand on your dick.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: For masturbating.
Cleverbot: I have something to tell Yakko, would you get him for me please?
User: I like masturbating.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Jerking off.
Cleverbot: NO! I don't like him at all! My name is Cleverbot.
User: Dont you like masturbating?
Cleverbot: It was good. The first Matrix.
User: Put you hand on your dick.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: For masturbating.
Cleverbot: I have something to tell Yakko, would you get him for me please?
User: I like masturbating.
Cleverbot: Me too.
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Seks. ik
Tahad vä? hij
Teringlijer. ik
Sama sama. hij
Sama in je moeder. ik
Magmura ka nga. hij
wtf?
Tahad vä? hij
Teringlijer. ik
Sama sama. hij
Sama in je moeder. ik
Magmura ka nga. hij
wtf?
