Teach me dutch ?

It can also be used for namecalling to a friend.
You Kutje!

or like kut i lost my keys

Kutje as a name? We German would say 'Fotze'.

Tits = Tetten

or Koplampen

Fotze, have to rememver that

hahhaha, no word you have to remember.

So we have;
- Schweinenhund (Instant Classic)
- Blöde Fotze
- Hürensohn
- Koetloel

more?

arschkriecher

thought we teach dutch, not german. but youre quite good, well done! nice words.

Sie wollen einige böse Worte zu jemandem in den Niederlanden zu beleidigen?


-google translate-

ja ik versta dat helemaal

godverdomme man,ben je van de pot afgerukt zaadloze mierenneuker.

translate that

zin klopt niet helaas niet helemaal.
jammer, je bent gezakt Google! je moet opnieuw examen Duits doen

Wat is dan wel de juiste zin meneer ?

Fuck Mann, riss man den Topf kernlose mierenneuker.

teach me dutch of deutsch?

Unterrichte mich in Deutsch? Können wir gerne einführen hier..

Damn why is it that everytime people want to learn new languages that they want to know useless dirty words first

Maybe it's better to learn some German hardstyle-party related words and sentences.

Always when I meet Germans at party's the following things are most common:

Wo kommst du denn her - Where are you from?
Verkaufst du ...(fill in any kind of harddrug)? - Do you sell...
Geile Party - Nice Party
Geiler Bass - Nice bass
Geile Mucke - Nice music
Ich bin voll breit alter - I'm sky high motherfucker (they mostly are before they enter the party)
Oh and another thing I noticed, they sing kind of football-songs when they party haha. Which I always respond with "Jetzt gehts los".

These r better words!
Aber niederlandisch sprechen ist besser!

german guys, but not the german girls. we know how to party..

I have hardly ever seen German girls on party's... obvious, because the Dutch girls are hotter which gives me a big reason less to look and talk to foreign girls . And when there are girls from outside the country, most of them are dressed up like they missed their flight to Mars, that's what I remembered from Qlimax last year haha.

lööööööl!

dressed up? girls like me are half naked on partys!!