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Frankert
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verry nice :woot:

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Frankert
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en girre is verdwenen :P
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Girre
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im back :P keep teaching me dutch please :) and i could teach you some swedish if you want to ;)
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Mol
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Oh yea, I'd like to know Swedish for sure. Might come in handy some day ^^
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Girre
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Mol wrote:Oh yea, I'd like to know Swedish for sure. Might come in handy some day ^^
hell yes it will ^^ i can teach you "I'm going to buy a package of meatballs" xd
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Mol
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How do i ask; ''Do you eat banana's?'' in Swedish?
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Girre
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Mol wrote:How do i ask; ''Do you eat banana's?'' in Swedish?
It's Äter du bananer?
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Mol
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Thanks a lot ! I'm going to have so much fun with that sentence if I ever go to Sweden xd
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Girre
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Hahahahah! :thumbsup:
Try to say "Vill du smaka min banan?" to a girl and after you have said that you try to dodge the bitchslap you are about to get.
Alt. You prepare with a banana in back pocket and ask her "Vill du smaka min banan?" and after a few seconds you pick up the banana from your pocket.

Vill du smaka min banan?= Do you want to taste my banana?
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Mol
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Sertainly that I'll try that one as wel.. Just have to give it a go!
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Girre
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:thumbsup:
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bRt_
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Lets do it different Girre, You want to be teached Dutch So why dont you ask the questions in english and we translate them into dutch, So the questions you want to know will be answered ;)
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Girre
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bRt_ wrote:Lets do it different Girre, You want to be teached Dutch So why dont you ask the questions in english and we translate them into dutch, So the questions you want to know will be answered ;)
aah! good point ;) why didn't i think of that?
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Girre
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to start with:

Hi, my name is Girre - Hoi, mijn naam is Jacob. right?
I live in Växjö
I'm 17 yrs old
Yesterday i won a Playstation 3 at dreamhack
I hate christmas music because it's the same song in every store all over the city.
Can i have a coke, please?
GIVE ME A FUCKING COKE!

And i don't mind if you come up with some bad words ^^

that's all i think of right now
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Khadber
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Jacob is also a name, so you should put Girre in there or whatever your name is irl
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Girre wrote:to start with:

Hi, my name is Girre - Hoi, mijn naam is Jacob. right? Right
I live in Växjö - Ik woon in Växjö
I'm 17 yrs old - Ik ben 17 jaar
Yesterday i won a Playstation 3 at dreamhack - Gisteren heb ik een playstation 3 gewonnen met Dreamhack ( Congratz Btw :D )
I hate christmas music because it's the same song in every store all over the city. - Ik haat kerstmuziek omdat het overal hetzelfde liedje is in elk winkel van de stad
Can i have a coke, please? - Krijg ik een cola, Alstublieft ?
GIVE ME A FUCKING COKE! - Geef me een verdomde cola !!!!!!!

And i don't mind if you come up with some bad words ^^

BadWords / Sentences

Go fuck yourself .. - Krijg de tering ..

Euhm If I know More I'll Edit it mate, Lost my inspiration for now :D
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C-Mind
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GIVE ME A FUCKING COKE! - Geef me een verdomde cola !!!!!!!

gewone coke?You mean drugs,hehe.
snif snif. xd :woot:
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Dj C-Mind wrote:GIVE ME A FUCKING COKE! - Geef me een verdomde cola !!!!!!!

gewone coke?You mean drugs,hehe.
snif snif. xd :woot:
Jah ik was ook aan het twijfelen haha maar ik denk niet dat die dat bedoelde XD zullen zien als ie commentaar geeft e XD

En terbij wijsneus .. Als ie dat bedoelde zou ie tog gewoon dit vragen : Give me fucking coke!! Die a is daar weg dus daarmee dacht ik dat ie dat bedoelde XD
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Girre
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Dj C-Mind wrote:GIVE ME A FUCKING COKE! - Geef me een verdomde cola !!!!!!!

gewone coke?You mean drugs,hehe.
snif snif. xd :woot:
haha ;P i didn't mean drugs this time ^^
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C-Mind
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Girre wrote:
Dj C-Mind wrote:GIVE ME A FUCKING COKE! - Geef me een verdomde cola !!!!!!!

gewone coke?You mean drugs,hehe.
snif snif. xd :woot:
haha ;P i didn't mean drugs this time ^^
hehe not this time.hahah
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Girre
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Since we are on that subject... teach me some common words about drugs
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Mol
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Coke = Sos
Speed = Pep
Snack = XTC

Have fun xd
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C-Mind
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of coke=halve en speed=snelle en xtc=paracetamol (the better one) xd
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C-Mind
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of xtc=klinker,snoepje
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Mol
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Hahah, endless possibilities.

A classmate of mine is from Ukraine, he told me that they call XTC 'wheels' of 'windmills' over there. And not even to differ the XTC from each other, just as a common name.
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