Weet iemand de originele bron van dit stukje?wrote:Hey, what's up?
The dead body of a man was left on his 3rd story apartment balcony for five days
The neighbors eventually called 911 when they realized that it wasn't an elaborate Halloween decoration
This man was slumped over on his apartment balcony for 5 days, bleeding out of his eye
Nobody noticed
I guess everybody just thought it was a creepy scarecrow
You know they looked over and they're like: "Oh look, it even rots"
- What's up?
- Hey, what's up?
The dead body of a man was left on his 3rd story apartment balcony for five days
The neighbors eventually called 911 when they realized that it wasn't an elaborate Halloween decoration
But in fact a man that shot himself in the face
The man apparently shot himself in the eye with a gun
Right in the eye
This man was slumped over on his apartment balcony for 5 days, bleeding out of his eye
Nobody noticed
I guess everybody just thought it was a creepy scarecrow
You know they looked over and they're like: "Oh look, it even rots"
Oh, the skin's all discolored, like it's a real dead body
It's got rigormortis
What's up?
What if nobody noticed this guy and it just went on for like a month, or 2 months
And this guy was just rotting on the balcony
Or maybe he wouldn't have been noticed at all
People would just be looking over at the balcony and they be like: "Oh god, this guy still got his stupid creepy fucking scarecrow upon his balcony"
What if this really was some guy's Halloween scarecrow?
It probably would just be like: "Hey, what the fuck happened to my scarecrow?"
"Oh, we thought it wasn't creepy"
"Yeah it was a dead guy"
- Hey, what's up?
The dead body of a man was left on his 3rd story apartment balcony for five days
The neighbors eventually called 911 when they realized that it wasn't an elaborate Halloween decoration
Hey, what's up?
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THardtraxxer
- 385 posts member since 2011
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My child, I watched with pride
As you grew into a weapon, of righteousness
Remember, our line has always ruled, with wisdom, and strength
And I know you will show restraint, when exercising your great power
Ik heb zo'n zwak voor game vocalen, voornamelijk Warcraft.
Vind die uit Liberty ook echt supervet.
As you grew into a weapon, of righteousness
Remember, our line has always ruled, with wisdom, and strength
And I know you will show restraint, when exercising your great power
Ik heb zo'n zwak voor game vocalen, voornamelijk Warcraft.
Vind die uit Liberty ook echt supervet.
And if you're stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back cause I'm f**king up your program
And if you're stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break your f**king face tonight!
Give me something to break
Its just one of those days
Break your f**king face tonight!
Its just one of those days
And if you're stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Da Revolutionists - Postal (Zatox Remix)
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back cause I'm f**king up your program
And if you're stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break your f**king face tonight!
Give me something to break
Its just one of those days
Break your f**king face tonight!
Its just one of those days
And if you're stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Da Revolutionists - Postal (Zatox Remix)
Is this your twisted idea of revenge for something?
You people don't understand a fucking thing about how the world really works.
Your sick minds have been polluted with crap
Your music, movies, science. Fucking bohemians on hallucinogenic drugs. All that shit has poisoned you. And it has nothing to do with the real world.
And I suppose you believe that by eliminating me, you will eliminate control over some fucking artificial reality.
Vind die van Atmozfears - Up Top erg dik
Iemand enig idee waar ze vandaan komen (als ze niet van hem zelf zijn tenminste) ?
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JHardtraxx Veteran
- 5794 posts member since 2011
- last seen 6 days ago
http://www.lololyrics.com/lyrics/25882.htmlwrote:Vind die van Atmozfears - Up Top erg dikIemand enig idee waar ze vandaan komen (als ze niet van hem zelf zijn tenminste) ?
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• Linkin Park - Wretches and Kings
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JHardtraxx Veteran
- 6527 posts member since 2011
- last seen May 2021
Al dagen in mijn hoofd;
There's things I haven't told you
I go out late at night
And if I was to tell you
You see my different side
There's things I haven't told you
I go out late at night
And if I was to tell you
You see my different side
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"I know, you gonna want me.
But when you want me.
It might be a different story"
Nooit begrepen, maar klinkt wel goed
But when you want me.
It might be a different story"
Nooit begrepen, maar klinkt wel goed
Is toch van zo'n oude Brennan & Heart plaat?wrote:Al dagen in mijn hoofd;
There's things I haven't told you
I go out late at night
And if I was to tell you
You see my different side
En anders: Basement Jaxx
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MHardtraxx Addict
- 1979 posts member since 2011
- last seen Jun 2026
Blademasterz - Audio Care is dat 
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THardtraxxer
- 62 posts member since 2011
- last seen Dec 2015
You had to go, left the world behind
But you're not gone, you're just out of sight
And I would give the world
You know it's true
I'd build the stairway to heaven just to get to you
Every day I wake, I miss you, my friend
But the music gives me faith, till we meet again
But you're not gone, you're just out of sight
And I would give the world
You know it's true
I'd build the stairway to heaven just to get to you
Every day I wake, I miss you, my friend
But the music gives me faith, till we meet again
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RHardtraxxer
- 157 posts member since 2012
- last seen May 2018
Five billion years ago our planet materialized from thin air
More than a billion years later the miracle of life is formed
And then
A new breed amongst the variety of species sees the light of day
Mankind
Our numbers grow exponentially
From 2 billion to a staggering 7 billion individuals in just 2 centuries
Like a virus, we're consuming our host
Instead of serving its cause
Is this the scenario of our era?
Are we out of control?
Save, exit, planet
In Qontrol
More than a billion years later the miracle of life is formed
And then
A new breed amongst the variety of species sees the light of day
Mankind
Our numbers grow exponentially
From 2 billion to a staggering 7 billion individuals in just 2 centuries
Like a virus, we're consuming our host
Instead of serving its cause
Is this the scenario of our era?
Are we out of control?
Save, exit, planet
In Qontrol
You know how my days used to be like?
Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato
I had a pretty good life
And then you showed up
You dangerous, mute lunatic
En verderop
Alright I've been thinking
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade
Make life take the lemons back!
Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons
What am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
Do you know who I am?
Ok...ik ben gewoon een sucker voor Portal
Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato
I had a pretty good life
And then you showed up
You dangerous, mute lunatic
En verderop
Alright I've been thinking
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade
Make life take the lemons back!
Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons
What am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
Do you know who I am?
Ok...ik ben gewoon een sucker voor Portal
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FHardtraxx Veteran
- 4027 posts member since 2012
- last seen Nov 2015
Vazard - Portals & Potatoes 
Damn, it's stuck in my head and I can't get it out
Keep on trying to define what it's all about
It's that big banging noise with a kick so loud
Damn, I wish this funky shit would never ever stop
Cranking up the speakers, letting basses drop
With a screaming f**king melody unleashing on top
Searching for the word that freaking sums it all
I guess the harder I try the deeper I fall
Loosing grip fast as I come to call
I'm getting closer and closer I'm about to define
Hang on another moment waiting for the sign
It just came to me now and it's locked in my mind
Fuck... Hardstyle
Keep on trying to define what it's all about
It's that big banging noise with a kick so loud
Damn, I wish this funky shit would never ever stop
Cranking up the speakers, letting basses drop
With a screaming f**king melody unleashing on top
Searching for the word that freaking sums it all
I guess the harder I try the deeper I fall
Loosing grip fast as I come to call
I'm getting closer and closer I'm about to define
Hang on another moment waiting for the sign
It just came to me now and it's locked in my mind
Fuck... Hardstyle
Let me tell you who to blame
Blame the boy lying at your feet
His body oozing life through the hole in his stomach
Where the bullet tore him apart
Blame him for challenging you
For not looking away and for not backing down
When you pulled out the gun
Blame your mother for bringing you into this world
When she was but a kid herself
And for dragging you up not bringing you up
Blame society for not giving you hope
Blame your father for not being there
The man who looked after himself instead of looking after you
Blame anyone but yourself
For not being strong enough to put down the gun

Blame the boy lying at your feet
His body oozing life through the hole in his stomach
Where the bullet tore him apart
Blame him for challenging you
For not looking away and for not backing down
When you pulled out the gun
Blame your mother for bringing you into this world
When she was but a kid herself
And for dragging you up not bringing you up
Blame society for not giving you hope
Blame your father for not being there
The man who looked after himself instead of looking after you
Blame anyone but yourself
For not being strong enough to put down the gun
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JHardtraxx Veteran
- 6527 posts member since 2011
- last seen May 2021
Ja, van die plaat ken ik ze. Had ze echter in mijn hoofd door het origineel van Audio Bullys; We Don't Care.wrote:Blademasterz - Audio Care is dat
There are 400.000 words in the English language, and you know there's 7 you can't say in public, right?
But I don't give a fuck, I'm from the city, bitch!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits!
I'm from the city, bitch!
I'm from the city, bitch!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits!
I'm from the city, bitch!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker (fucker-fucker-fucker...)
I'm from the city, bitch!
I don't give a fuck!
But I don't give a fuck, I'm from the city, bitch!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits!
I'm from the city, bitch!
I'm from the city, bitch!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits!
I'm from the city, bitch!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker (fucker-fucker-fucker...)
I'm from the city, bitch!
I don't give a fuck!
As master of darkness and pain,
I stand here alone in my misshaped beauty
to bring you tremendous chain of evil
come and see my world of cruelty and entire control
I am your worst nightmare
Your last memory
I'm the Mistress of Darkness!

I stand here alone in my misshaped beauty
to bring you tremendous chain of evil
come and see my world of cruelty and entire control
I am your worst nightmare
Your last memory
I'm the Mistress of Darkness!
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Your people will stare into the eyes of their sons
And they will see my likeness
I will be remembered in every glance
Every smile, every tear that is shed for eternity
But before your baptism, understand
His pain has just begun
No god will ever again come to your aid
You are on your own!
But you ran here because you are a coward
And the world does not need any more cowards
You are on your own!
And they will see my likeness
I will be remembered in every glance
Every smile, every tear that is shed for eternity
But before your baptism, understand
His pain has just begun
No god will ever again come to your aid
You are on your own!
But you ran here because you are a coward
And the world does not need any more cowards
You are on your own!
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
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DHardtraxx Veteran
- 4969 posts member since 2012
What happens next is up to you
Who said anything about hiding?
Like any man, when he’s pushed to his limits
He’s capable of anything
When someone strikes at the ones he loves
He will take any steps necessary
There is no walking away from us, Fisher
We made you, we own you
And we always will!
He’s looking for answers
For the truth
What happens next is up to you
Who said anything about hiding?
Who said anything about hiding?
Like any man, when he’s pushed to his limits
He’s capable of anything
When someone strikes at the ones he loves
He will take any steps necessary
There is no walking away from us, Fisher
We made you, we own you
And we always will!
He’s looking for answers
For the truth
What happens next is up to you
Who said anything about hiding?
wrote:What happens next is up to you
Who said anything about hiding?
Like any man, when he’s pushed to his limits
He’s capable of anything
When someone strikes at the ones he loves
He will take any steps necessary
There is no walking away from us, Fisher
We made you, we own you
And we always will!
He’s looking for answers
For the truth
What happens next is up to you
Who said anything about hiding?
Convictions
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PHardtraxx Addict
- 1034 posts member since 2012
- last seen Jul 2026
And I want to look him straight in the eye
And I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten
Floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred
Overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless
Hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped
Worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is!
And I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten
Floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred
Overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless
Hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped
Worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is!